1. There is no sleeping in.
2. If it's light outside, it's time to get up. {Were you not aware that we live on a farm? Fresh eggs anyone??}.
3. If Mommy and Daddy stayed up late last night, I will wake up at least an hour earlier the next morning.
4. If Mommy and Daddy had that special red drink they never let me try, I will wake up at least TWO hours earlier the next day.
5. When Mommy gets up to feed Milo, I figure she might as well stay up, so I'll stand at the gate to my room and start throwing toys and wooden food down the stairs.
6. I will sing Yo Gabba Gabba songs at the top of my lungs if the toys and wooden food elicit no response.
7. I will stand .25 inches away from Mommy's face, all while poking her in the ear, nose and eye and asking for waffles. Especially on mornings when Daddy lets her sleep in.
8. I'm most curious between the hours of 6 and 8 a.m. and this is when I ask Mommy all of my good questions (I try to get them in before her first cup of coffee) . "Does Brobee have ears? Can I have some strawbehwwies? What's that name? Mommy, you change your shirt? What's in dat ceweal bar? Is dat Curious George's Daddy? Where's P-pop? Are those cars sleeping too?"
Check back soon for the "Rules of Sleeping In {According to a 6 Month Old}" post...
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